Dog Logic
 



The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
 



There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
 



Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.
-Anonymous
 


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
 



If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 .00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
 



Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein
 



If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
 


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
 



If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret