Last Child Support Check

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.

Month after month, year after year, those payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your momma's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the _expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now, what did your momma have to say?"

"She told me! to tell you that you ain't my daddy."