Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play
with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church, but only the janitor was there.
One little boy told the janitor, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you.
We're not Babtis because they dunk all of you in it.
We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
The middle one said: "Yeah! What do you think that means?
The little one replied, "I think it means that we're Pisscopalians."