A man suffered a serious heart attack and had to have open heart surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how was he going to pay for the services the hospital has been providing. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice,


"No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied,


"No money in the bank."


The nun asked,


"Do you have a relative who could help you?"


He said,


"I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun told him that,


"Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God."

The patient replied,


"Send the bill to my brother-in-law".