A man suffered a serious heart attack and had to have open heart surgery. He
awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how was he going to pay for the services the hospital has been providing. He was asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice,
"No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied,
"No money in the bank."
The nun asked,
"Do you have a relative who could help you?"
have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun told him that,
"Nuns are not spinsters! They are married to God."
The patient replied,
"Send the bill to my